In Memoriam

TIMES OROMIS WAS A CUNT:

  • Making Eragon and Saphira go out to a cliff in the middle of nowhere specifically so that he could do a dramatic entrance with Glaedr
  • Deliberately not telling Islanzadi about Eragon’s arrival so that she would look like a dipshit in front of everybody
  • Making fun of Eragon’s beard and forcing him to shave
  • Saying that dwarves were dumb for believing in living rocks even though dragon souls are living rocks
  • Telling Eragon to get up when he was writhing around on the ground in pain
  • Making Eragon sit in front of a charcuterie board in silence for hours instead of telling him who his father was
  • And finally, poisoning Eragon’s food for sport